The Dang!

The Dang is my truck, it is quite possibly the greatest thing on Earth. He does not have to slow down for speed bumps or dips! He just roars right through them! Its pretty funny sometimes when people are in the back seat and I'm ripping through a dip at 45 mph. Everyone in the back seat bounce up and even hit the top of their heads on the roof of the car. The Dang is a good cruising truck, taking him up the canyon with all the windows down and music blaring is quite possibly the greatest ecstasy I know, especially when you have your greatest friends with you. I am sad to part with him sometime near the future, I need to sell him. The Dang is a chick magnet! There is no way any other sports car could compare! The Dang is solid, were talking a nice 5.8 cylinder V8 engine! I dont have any idea what all that means, but I know he's solid! The Dang has class, he prefers to listen to classical 89.5 on the fm radio. All in all the The Dang is a hero.... he will live on forever!!!!